tieflinggay:

tieflinggay:

lucretia looks like a teenager for all of tsc and for the most part it’s fine but when she does get stopped from doing something because of her perceived age she just deadpans “i’m 57″ and usually people are so baffled by her complete and total sincerity that they’re just like…. okay…. sorry ma’am

some bouncer in cycle 87: excuse me miss aren’t you a little young to—

lucretia, completely expressionless, after getting a nat 20 on her persuasion check: i just turned 106 last week